so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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