He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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