How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
