we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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