you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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