peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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