that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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