I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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