Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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