He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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