Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
