Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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