Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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