she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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