I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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