is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My dick has a subreddit
You ate ashes out of my bong
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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