Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm lost and stupid without you.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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