Taylor Swift is so right about you.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
All the doctor said was why
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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