I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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