have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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