Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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