What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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