He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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