i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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