I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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