i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
