You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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