What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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