Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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