that's an acceptable place to lick
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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