I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
