You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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