I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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