well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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