How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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