quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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