I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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