you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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