So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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