That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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