is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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