What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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