Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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