none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
party gras won. party gras always wins.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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