Its about making memories worth repressing
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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