I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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