no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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