I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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