I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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