I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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