I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
