OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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