at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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